My Sisters Birth

My sisters birth was extremely complicated, I wasn't there but I know the whole story. Nearly nine years ago my sister was born on the 31st of July 1999, I was only six so I don't remember it that well but over the years I have herd little bits which have been adding up into this enormous story that has become of my sister. She was born early morning at home I think, when she came out she was blue in the face, my dad rung 111 and told them what had happened so they sent out a Westpac helicopter that landed on the Stanmore Bay soccer fields. So my dad and Elise were rushed to the helicopter in a ambulance and Lisa to the hospital. Meanwhile my dad was doing the thing on the chest like1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and then she would get air. At this point in time the hospital was in the middle of research for a new thing called the cooling cap, which is placed on the babies head to help releave the presure on the brain. So after they landed on the rooftop of the hospital Elise was rushed to a inqubator. At the same time my dad was put on the spot in being asked if he would like to test the cooling cap on Elise. mHe was told that there was a 30% chance that she would be a close to normal kid and that there was a 70% chanc that she would be a permanatly deformed kid. But there was a higher chance of her becoming deformed kid without the cooling cap. My dad had to make up his mind other wise Elise would have been without air for to long, so my dad said lets do it. So they did and they would not know if it was working for a fear few hours. My sister was without air for a little over 20 mins.
Now 8 turnig 9 she is healthy and happy and also her schooling is great in some things she is above average and at the average mark for pretty much everything else.
She also thought she was really cool when she found out that she was the first in NZ to do the cooling cap and she was second in the world.

Class Reunion

It was time for the high school reunion of the class of 10SCHE.
No, that doesn’t rhyme with anything.

In stumbled a person with white powder on their nose.
It was Frankie, the drug lord,
Thank goodness she remembered clothes.

Who should come in next?
But the Dr. Who himself.
Oh no, it was just Seamus
Get the poor guy some help
Just joking Seamus, put the screwdriver down, it’s super cool that you can travel through space and time.

Eve was trying to enrol everyone to vote,
While Drew was showing off his newest scars from a stoat.
Hilary bounded in; the best Silver Fern,
Followed by Grace, a doctor’s intern.

Brennyn was belly dancing on the floor,
When the sound of babies came through the door.
Eight crawled on in, as cute as can be,
Followed by their mum, no one other than Bree.

Emelia was selling houses that Gabrielle built.
And Luke was dancing around in a kilt.
That Luke guy had started a kids’ show in Scotland
And was now launching his own sippy-cup brand.

Yes, Emelia’s white-toothed smile covered the city
On cards and signs and billboards
They were almost as common as the large number of work men
Found in the back of Gab’s Ford.

Tash was endorsing some facial cream
As Scott walked in looking healthy and lean
‘Something has changed,’ one person said.
‘Yeah, I’ve given up pie and do yoga instead.’

Bobbie was a deep-sea diver
And Erica was a great mountain climber
In between tellings of heroic tales
Rory told of his time at Yale.

Bobbie in flippers
And Erica in boots,
The owl on Rory’s shoulder gave a long hoot
‘I’m Harry Potter,’ he cackled then ran into a wall
But deep down inside, aren’t we all?

Aleisha swanned in
Wearing the most beautiful coat
While Taylor walked in,
Pulling a goat.
‘I love cheese!’ He called, ‘Anyone feel like feta?’
‘Ah,’ Stephanie sighed, ‘when it comes to life, it just doesn’t get better.’

Cassandra strode in, clad in white chemist’s gear
Just back from World Laboratory Foyer
You know who is next,
World-renowned Lauren the lawyer!

She was so good she got Courtney out of jail
For violently protesting the rights of the whale.

Zane worked as a dermatologist in New York and
Steen had developed a self popping cork.
Courtney R. yelled, ‘Where’s the music at?’
‘Ha!’ They replied, ‘We’re so over that!’

Courtney M. was telling Josh of her time in Tanzania; her career away from home
While the young man just couldn’t stop stroking his trombone.
‘Play us a song then, or I’ll have a fit.’
‘I don’t know how to play!’ He yelled, ‘I just like to touch it!’

You see, Josh was a co-star on Luke’s show The Lukenator
A show Vinay had designed the set for.
Yes, he was one of the best interior designers
While Isaac had formed a union for miners.

Chelsea had entered, and was analysing everything
And while this was happening, Cerise began to sing.
‘She’s coming, she’s coming, Ms. Wilson is here!’
And into the room came the object of our mutual fear.

None of us wanted to get into trouble,
And if we were unsuccessful, we’d have detention on the double
But there she was, no sign of age we could see
Now, come on Ms. Wilson, give us an E!

My holiday at the Snow

On the 16th of this month on the Wednesday I went with my uncle and aunty to the snow for a 5 day holiday. It was sweet we went to Whakapapa which is on the other side of Mt Ruapau. We stayed in a batch that was really cool, it was just outside of Taupo and there were lots of thermal pools. So if you looked outside the window you could see the steam that comes off the river. We also went to the golf range and I sucked at first but then I started to get the hang of it, even though I still wasn't that good. That same day we went to the climbing wall, it was really cool my favorite wall was this one that was in the corner. It was a box shape that was the same all the way up, but there was nothing to hold on to so I eventually discovered that you had to do it ninja style. It was really cool that once I had done it, no one else could get to the top. Each night the spa was heated and every one got except me I could not be bothered to get wet before I went to sleep. But on the last night I decided to see how it was, and I discovered that it was actually pretty good. I couldn't handle it for long because it was sitting at about 50 degrees. The day after we got there we went to the mountain it was so cool, I was on a snowboard everyone else was on a sled. It was way different on the mountain on real snow then it is at snow planet on the fake snow. Over all I had a really sweet holiday and I hope to go to the snow again.

The worst thing in the world

The worst thing that can ever happen is loosing someone, it hurts and it sucks. The worst way to find out is when suspect something is wrong, and you feel like everyone knows but you.
So you are expecting something big but when it hits you are not ready for it not one bit.
It feels like you can't breath like someone is squeezing your heart and its about to pop, and you think you can keep yourself together but it's too much. You have your big momment and you think you have done you cry me a river thing but you are saddly mistaken, you still have the funeral to go through. You've done pretty good through the ceramony, right, when it really hits you is when the body gets carried out at the end. You just loose it and you start crying a ocean.

Day at the Musseum

Friday the 14th of March was the day that 10SCHE went to the Museum.It was boring and fun at the same time. The best part was when we went into the Wild Child place. It was great because we got to see how they lived and what they did in their spear time.They pretty much live the same as us but we have a lot more high-tech stuff.The worst part was when we had to go into the sanctuary and had to see all the names of the people that died at war. I wouldn't say it was the worst part because that is mean, it just was sad to see all the people who died.

Things that annoy me

Things that annoy me are...........-When you're at school and you are doing your hair and suddenly your hair tie breaks.-You see something on T.V. and you think mmmmm that looks nice but when you get there and bye it, it looks nothing like the picture and you are really disappointed.-Your walking along harming or hurting nobody and suddenly you trip and your really embarrassed about it and you don't even think about looking down at your foot until after and you discover a stubbed toe.-You go to catch a ball of some sort and you break your fingernails or bend your fingers back and it hurts.

Ninla Worrier

There is this program on T.V. at the moment called Ninja Warrior and it is based in China, I think. It is about people that want to bea Ninja Warrior. They get put through amazing fitness courses that tests everything like endurance, strength and fitness.It just makes me want to do it because it looks so cool, but I will probably fall and make myself feel really embarrassed.But I must admit it is so funny when you see them fall and hurt themselves.At the same time I feel so sorry for them.

Easter Holiday

The weekend, Easter holiday has just been. I enjoy the fact that we got five days off to relax. But the other big part is obviously CHOCOLATE, I wouldn't say Im the biggest fan of chocolate but I like to have a bit now and then.
I got a massive egg that was even to big to fit in the fridge so I had to break it into smaller bits so it could fit.
The next morning I decided to pour it into a cup and then melt it in the microwave, then drink the melted chocolate. Which was the most stupid thing I have ever done. Of course it made me feel extremly ill but hay it was a learning curve.
I didn't go away with my mum but we did catch up with some people that was pretty cool.
On Friday we went to a three year old girls birthday, it wasn't my cup of tea but hay it was cool because there was a massive bouncy castle.
So I was jumping pretty much all day and none of the other kids could have a go....... Just kidding Im not that mean.
The next day was also just as exciting..... yeah right, I went over to my mum's friend's place. So she could get ready to go out to something that I don't think would interset me in any way I think some concert.
I ended up baby-sitting two kids twins infact but luckily they were a bit older (8 years).
The next couple of days was just easy going we were at home chilling and then we visited some more friends on Monday.
On the last day I got ready for the week like washing and stuff like that.
Over all it was a great weekend and I kinda enjoyed not going away because of all the stuff you have to do like pack and so much more which would of been really exhausting.
Don't even get me started on when you have to come home and unpack. Overall it was a great weekend and I had alot of fun.

Bike Bail

I'm 17 I have been BMXing for 10 years. This jump could win me the competition; I just need it to be a crowd pleaser. My courier lies on this jump, come on I can do this. I start to head down the hill 30 metres, 20, and 10. The wheels make that sound that the cars make when they go from rough tar to real smooth tar. Then suddenly in the air I have lost all my weight I'm as light as feather. My body shifts I am now upside down then back level. But something has gone wrong I did not get enough air time. Next I'm in hospital being told my courier is over and I am paralyzed from the waist down.Tears drop from my eyes my heart stared jumping up and down like a pogo-stick, I couldn't breath. I'm not breathing but I can hear everything that was going on.Charge to 200, clear, nothing charges to 300, clear, I've been revived. But I'm behind Rick my best mate at the top of the hill ready to jump. Mate wake up your jump soon, what I'm not dead, No what I'm not dead, NO what are you sick. Ok Rick your up, people are clapping Rick nailed it.Your up I'm at the top, freaking out. I got my push I'm off up the jump. But I'm still on my bike when I hit the ground I've done it I won.LUCKILY I'M NOT A PHICIC

Mixed Family

I'm watching T.V. you here the slight moan from the garage. You automatically know, the key slides into the keyhole. The ratel of the blinds as it hits the glass in the door when it opens. The footsteps up the stairs give me mixed feelings sort of like dissapointed that it's home. But happy that there is company, I know that stress has been brought into the house. I also now that I will be told to do something straight away and my piece and quite but it's family and you still love them.

Speed Bike

In the morning before school I look forward to biking to school because of the massive hill that it contains. It is great but in the winter it hurts its like being in a freezer for 50 seconds non stop.It's a thrill as I am going down the hill water is pouring down my face out of my excruciating eyes. Sometimes I open my mouth and by the end it is like a desert inside with sand paper on the sides. The wind goes up my sleeves and makes the hairs stand up straight.

Bull Attack

I was at my friends party at this bar in the middle of town. When this bull came charging through at high speed. I didn't take much notice because it was at least 50 metres away. But suddenly it started to run straight at me and I realised that I was wearing a red shirt.I start to run and while doing so, I take off all my clothes until I just have my boxers on.I see a lake and I head straight for it, hoping that the bull doesn't follow me. But just my luck I remembered I don't have any super powers so I couldn't run on water.Suddenly I am in a hospital bed with no recognition of what events have just happened.The doctor is blurry as he is telling me that I have suffered horrific head injuries and my optic nerve has been damaged.I may not have perfect vision ever again!

Teletubies

My favorite program as a kid was the Teletubbies, I thought it was cool because they all had T.V's on their stomachs.The Group of Teletubbies were made up of four, the biggest was Tinky-Winky. He was purple and had a shape of a up side down triangle on it's head. The next is Dipsey he is green and just has a stick on his it's head. LaLa is yellow and has a curly the on it's head .Po is red and has a circle on it's head.They all have favorite things like Po has a scooter, LaLa has a massive orange bouncy ball. Dipsey has a black and white top hat and Tinky-Winky has a red hand bag.But my most loved character in the whole thing is Sucky Slurpy,he was a vacuum-cleaner. He could clean or suck up any thing that the teletubbies left around. The thing that I thought that was the funniest was that there was a little baby in the sun that would just make a funny giggle once a episode.But I don't watch it anymore.

Best Day

My favorite class with a substitute teacher would be if he or she just played games with us . Na just kidding that is so original, It would be way cooler if he or she were a under cover cop. So it is the teachers 30th day at the school on the case, and in three days if he hadn't cracked the case then he would be kicked of the squad.But for some reason he stood by the window looking at the same place for at least 20 minutes. Then they yell get down so our immediate response is obviously to get down at the speed of light, then the teacher is on his phone asking for back up and saying that he is armed.He starts telling us whats going on, I wasn't really taking any notice of what he was saying I was trying to look over the edge to see what was going on.But of coarse he saw me and I was told to get back down and stay out of sight, then we hear this sound and a helicopter is suddenly it is in sight.It lands on top of the roof, then our teacher disappears out the door to the roof we think.But the sound of steps have suddenly returned and yelling as they get closer to the door.We are all on the ground so we just see the feet they don't look like the teacher's that we just sawbut similar.Some one looks up we then hear a piercing scream that was loud enough to deafen you.We all look up it was the drug dealer with a gun, it was our science teacher we all gasped at the sight.He fires a shot up into the roof and silence is all you can hear, someone then starts to cry, he then points the gun at her and tells her to shut up.She doesn't stop the noise was extremely painful we all stare at her as if she had been zapped from the earth, but instead our science teacher falls.For that second everything had stopped It took forever for him to hit the ground and all that was left of his image was the substitute teacher standing behind with a gun in his hand.It was silence you could the heavy beats of everyones heart, you could hear the splat of water dripping off the teachers face.All we were doing was staring at him as a hero that had just saved our lives.Thats where I can't remember from, Because I'm pretty shore that I blacked out and then I woke up in this hospital bed.